Up for this not real auction is bottle of Rocky Mountain air. Bottled and sealed in my backyard with almost zero quality control. Living on the outskirts of town this air will have only the slightest amount of pollution. BONUS dog hair! I was playing with the dog when I bottled this air so there is a good chance you’ll get a genuine golden retriever hair.
Oh and full disclosure, the image in the auction is not my backyard. It’s just a stock photo to get you to bid on my air 🙂